You're Ventura-Austin!
As Jesse Ventura, you stand as one of the most bizarre Renaissance men of your era. In a time when specialization is increased with rising populations, you try to do everything, with your bare hands or pure rationality. You've made enemies along the way, perhaps throngs of them, but your efforts to please everyone have at least impressed cold people. You're going to need a hat if you hang out in the cold much longer.
You select Stone Cold Steve Austin as your running mate to help intimidate the country.