You're Schwarzenegger-Huffington!
As Arnold Schwarzenegger, you'll be back. Though you speak in an outrageous accent and often appear to be a caricature of yourself, you are actually real. Despite a reputation for destroying everything around you, your belief in taking care of the planet is one of your few redeeming qualities. Still, you are strong and feel a strong desire to get stronger. You won't let minor things like where you were born get in the way of your quest for power. Hasta la vista, Constitution.
You select Arianna Huffington as your running mate to complete an Eastern European conquest of the United States.