I just need a little space. Six feet at all times, to be precise. I need a few weeks alone to find out who I really am. I love you, I’m just not ready to share my last box of…
Tag: McSweeney’s Rejects
I Will Mercilessly Critique Your Charitable Donations While Unabashedly Endorsing Your Selfish Acts
On Monday, the world held its breath as the 800-year-old Notre Dame cathedral in Paris was engulfed in flames. We all were brought to tears as its iconic spire capitulated to the blaze. And by “we all,” I mean “those…