{"id":389,"date":"2008-11-16T15:06:20","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T23:06:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/archives\/389"},"modified":"2008-11-17T23:19:30","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T07:19:30","slug":"crass-commercialism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/archives\/389","title":{"rendered":"Crass Commercialism!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids!<\/p>\n<p>Lest you somehow think that I have completely wasted this weekend, I am conflictedly proud to announce the availability of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/thebluepyramid\/6202340\">Duck and Cover merchandise<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an example of the kind of unparalleled quality and homespun handwritten charm you can expect from said products:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/thebluepyramid.330527395\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/D&amp;CShirt.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or, if you prefer more overt puns:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/thebluepyramid.330524676\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/BunnySweat.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the completion of a long-ago resolved (but undone) task of mine, at the request of a couple of regular D&amp;C readers who aren&#8217;t even personally known to me.  Also, it&#8217;s fun.  Also, it&#8217;s just in time for the holidays and remarkably BP Merch sales haven&#8217;t slacked year-over-year from last year.  Good thing it&#8217;s not available in malls.<\/p>\n<p>Also, your money won&#8217;t be worth anything this time next year, so would you rather have money or your favorite political cartoon characters on a shirt?  I mean, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids! Lest you somehow think that I have completely wasted this weekend, I am conflictedly proud to announce the availability of Duck and Cover merchandise! Here&#8217;s an example of the kind of unparalleled quality and homespun handwritten charm you can expect from said products: Or, if you prefer more overt puns: This is the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,49,7,26,17],"tags":[5,3,52,67,60],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-day-in-the-life","category-blue-pyramid-news","category-duck-and-cover","category-just-add-photo","category-quick-updates","tag-a-day-in-the-life","tag-blue-pyramid-news","tag-duck-and-cover","tag-just-add-photo","tag-quick-updates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/storey\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}