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-Where would the fun be in that? But in a more practical note, faith is a powerful thing contradictory to human nature.
So, it's a kind of test really; to prove that you have risen above you nature and ascended to a point of true
self-realization and consciousness, you have to display absolute faith in something that everything around you tells you does
not exist, or more precisely, can not practically exist based on current knowledge of your world.
-For then there would be mystery surrounding my identity.
-One day there was a man who walked into a barber shop and him and the barber talked about many things. Then the barber
asked the man "How does God exist if there is so much pain and suffering in the world?" The man didn't have an answer. He
left and saw a homeless man outside with really long and dirty hair. The man walked back in and said, "How do barbers exist
if people are out there with long hair?" The barber replied, "Barbers do exist, people just don't come to me."
-You can't see the forest for the trees. You think it was easy creating the universe? So you think it happened by
accident? In any case, on the advice of my attorney, I'm unable to make public statements.
-Because I know.
-Because then no one would argue about me...and you'd all get bored.
-Right now, atheists are a smart bunch and they've come up with some really good theories about why I can't exist. I
appreciate their hard work, and I don't want to disappoint them.
-If you really think about the nature and complexity of the universe--I mean with an open mind!--it IS
obvious to everybody....
-Ask a theology major.
-Please, tell me this is a joke. You can't possibly know how funny it is to see you guys work yourself up into a frenzy
asking yourselves and each other questions like these. It makes the time go quickly. You guys aren't the only one with a
sense of humor.
-I'll let my son take this one: "Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are
they that have not seen, and yet have believed." (John 20.29)
-I know you, you know you, and I know that you know that I know you.
-I already did.
-I'm shy.
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